A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a quiz
show. After answering all the normal questions, they were neck-and-neck with
the same number of points and the quizmaster had to set a deciding question.
The question was, to compose a rhyme in 5 minutes including the word
"Timbuktu". After 5 minutes, the priest presented his poem : "I was a father
all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and
through on my way to Timbuktu..." The audience was thrilled and celebrated
the churchman as the certain winner. However, the Aussi stepped forward and
recited : "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to
rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked
two..."
wink wink
