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Autor: | Tuxedo [ 8 lis 2004, 19:20 ] |
Tytuł: | Financial Needs ;) |
Financial Needs I love my friends, where else am i gonna get entertainment like this? Friend of mine posted this in our forum recently....I have pasted it below for your enjoyment; I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head (you know which one) and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited! She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. |
Autor: | Dwutlenek [ 8 lis 2004, 21:46 ] |
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ROFL ! |
Autor: | Ulisses [ 9 lis 2004, 08:16 ] |
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Buhahahahahaha ![]() |
Autor: | OPRAVCA [ 9 lis 2004, 14:30 ] |
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fajne |
Autor: | Sszczurr [ 9 lis 2004, 14:58 ] |
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Fajne moze byc tylko trza najpierw zrozumiec co pisze a ja dopiero 1 gim wiec niebyt tego rozumie widze ze bedę musial translatora uzyc ;] |
Autor: | Asmax [ 9 lis 2004, 15:04 ] |
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Sszczurr napisał(a): Fajne moze byc tylko trza najpierw zrozumiec co pisze a ja dopiero 1 gim wiec niebyt tego rozumie widze ze bedę musial translatora uzyc ;]
To zatrwazajace. |
Autor: | Smolik [ 9 lis 2004, 16:53 ] |
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kobiety to **** z tego wynika : ( ale nie tylko z tego... *ciach* |
Autor: | KamilCPN [ 9 lis 2004, 17:44 ] |
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Może to Ty powinieś zrozumieć że tak nie jest?? |
Autor: | Koma [ 9 lis 2004, 18:28 ] |
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moze ktos wreszcie zbanowac tego debila? |
Autor: | Pieszczoch [ 9 lis 2004, 18:30 ] |
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Nie da sie, Ferdek gra w WoW ![]() |
Autor: | Beast [ 10 lis 2004, 13:33 ] |
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Pieszczoch napisał(a): Nie da sie, Ferdek gra w WoW
![]() Spokojnie, jeszcze ja tu jestem! ![]() Powyzszy tekst mozna potraktowac jako ostatnie ostrzezenie dla Pana Smolika. Pozdrawiam. |
Autor: | Pieszczoch [ 10 lis 2004, 14:19 ] |
Tytuł: | Re: ... |
Beast napisał(a): Spokojnie, jeszcze ja tu jestem!
![]() Powyzszy tekst mozna potraktowac jako ostatnie ostrzezenie dla Pana Smolika. Pozdrawiam. Piwa mu! Wrezcie bedzie spokojnie. Smolik's holiday coming "soon" ![]() |
Autor: | Dhoro [ 10 lis 2004, 15:41 ] |
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smolik znowu na banie ![]() |
Autor: | Peonz0r [ 10 lis 2004, 15:59 ] |
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Jestem zmuszony pochwalic Betyje :'( ['] |
Autor: | Karol66 [ 10 lis 2004, 15:59 ] |
Tytuł: | Re: ... |
Cytuj: Spokojnie, jeszcze ja tu jestem!
![]() Powyzszy tekst mozna potraktowac jako ostatnie ostrzezenie dla Pana Smolika. Pozdrawiam. O, wrociles! To co sie nie odzywasz? Nie moge sie doczekac infa jak sie skonczyl sie ten Twoj thiller z ubezpieczycielami ![]() |
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