Cytuj:
So I was fighting a bear in WS today, And, all of a sudden, I saw the word "parry" appear over its head. Puzzled as to how a bear could parry, I began thinking about this. After a short while of thinking, I arrived at the conclusion that the bear must have parried my attack with its paw.
Shortly after arriving at this conclusion, I realized another thing: I don't have parry in bear form. Once again puzzled, I shifted into bear form. As I had expected, my bear form did indeed have paws. So I began pondering the possible difference between my bear form, and the bear that lay dead in front of me.
My only conclusion about the difference? The bear I had killed was white, my bear form was closer to black. So only the white bear got parry. Therefore, I have arrived at the conclusion that Blizzard is racist, and the only reason I didn't have parry in bear form is because my bear is almost black.
Discuss.
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