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| Autor: | S4ndM4n [ 8 cze 2006, 15:06 ] |
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KromeR napisał(a): Moja gildia jest lepsza. Nie bo moja. A moj tata jest strazakiem. A moj ma fajny samochod...
Proponuje schowac wiaderko i lopatke i nie nie wchodzic do tej samej piaskownicy  Dyskusja na poziomie przedszkola...cry me a river |
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| Autor: | Fabianek [ 8 cze 2006, 15:10 ] |
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KromeR napisał(a): Moja gildia jest lepsza. Nie bo moja. (...) Dyskusja na poziomie przedszkola...
przykro mi kromer jesli straciles czas na czytanie moich postow, ale jak ktos szczegolnie osoba pokroju sandmana pisze bzdury na moj temat/mojej gildii to jeszcze nie do konca wyroslem z ignorowania zaczepek ![:]](./images/smilies/icon_har1.gif){kind=icon}
a co by nie offtopicowac calkowicie blood elf dance: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... +elf+dance |
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| Autor: | S4ndM4n [ 8 cze 2006, 16:44 ] |
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Fabianek plebsie, z tego co pamietam to najpierw ty wymysliles drame jak to ja cie oszukalem a potem przepraszalem i oddawalem ci kase. "OMFG Sandman powiedzial ze moja gildia sux, OMG OMG" /cry more |
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| Autor: | RoozTer [ 8 cze 2006, 17:55 ] |
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S4ndM4n napisał(a): KromeR napisał(a): Moja gildia jest lepsza. Nie bo moja. A moj tata jest strazakiem. A moj ma fajny samochod... Proponuje schowac wiaderko i lopatke i nie nie wchodzic do tej samej piaskownicy Dyskusja na poziomie przedszkola...cry me a river Justin Timberlake! Yo Fabię, a ja mam rank12 next week! U suck! |
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| Autor: | Arvold [ 8 cze 2006, 17:56 ] |
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Przesłuchajcie cała mp3 plx ^^. http://x.pbf.hr/~phiber/moredots.mp3 U mnie w czasie wipow na VT puszczaja jak sie zaczyna zbyt nerwowo. |
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| Autor: | S4ndM4n [ 8 cze 2006, 18:05 ] |
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old, teraz na topie jest HARRRRRRRRRRR! |
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| Autor: | Arvold [ 8 cze 2006, 18:12 ] |
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S4ndM4n napisał(a): old, teraz na topie jest HARRRRRRRRRRR!
link plx ^^ |
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| Autor: | S4ndM4n [ 8 cze 2006, 18:23 ] |
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weet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I’m serious. sweet17: I don’t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren’t you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren’t sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn’t you. bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t! sweet17: You don’t look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy…. bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture. sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs. sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker! sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry. sweet17: No you aren’t bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I’m done with you bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry. sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty sweet17: You’ll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don’t know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I’m afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to sweet17: I didn’t say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!” bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can’t be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It’s my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh …going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: …still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple… bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin… bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: …going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!! |
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| Autor: | Shadhun [ 8 cze 2006, 18:39 ] |
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Jezu, do jest dopiero stare. Jakies pare lat ma. |
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| Autor: | h34t [ 8 cze 2006, 18:54 ] |
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Fajny trick jak ktos robi duelki na kaske: Right before the duel starts Duel starting in 3 2 ------------ bandage your opponent with some thing like linnen bandage or wool bandage lol. Once this happens your opponent cant bandage him/herself for another 60 seconds =P 1 |
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| Autor: | S4ndM4n [ 8 cze 2006, 19:38 ] |
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Shadhun_ napisał(a): Jezu, do jest dopiero stare. Jakies pare lat ma.
recycled 
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| Autor: | WithnesS [ 8 cze 2006, 19:48 ] |
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Retro powah! ;p Switcher chapter 1: Stare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-0badO ... h=Switcher Switcher chapter 2: Nowe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16QSYYbi ... h=Switcher Have fun 
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| Autor: | bargaw [ 8 cze 2006, 21:05 ] |
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http://ctprofiles.net/1518263 |
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| Autor: | h34t [ 8 cze 2006, 21:16 ] |
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bargaw napisał(a): http://ctprofiles.net/1518263
O co biega ? Chyba jakis zaspany jestem i nie kapuje |
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| Autor: | bargaw [ 8 cze 2006, 21:21 ] |
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Class Roles Rogue - Your job is to go stealth and take out high value targets like wounded players and Hunters/Mages. At least one Rogue should also be gathering Ram Hides or Frostwolf Skins. There are other roles for the Rogue to play, especially when working with Druids or other Rogues. Mage - AoE, standoff, and snaring runners are your basic roles, but the best use of your abilities is to run into enemy players fully buffed on a suicide run, spamming Arcane Explosion. This can cause lots of damage and chaos to the enemy while also netting you tons of CP. It works especially well when multiple mages do it. You also make excellent bait. Warrior - Leading charges and soaking up damage are your main roles. Keep the enemies' attention on you while the DPS classes take out the enemy. Another very effective attack is to charge and then AoE fear. Mortal Strike and Hamstring are you friends on high-value targets Priest - Initially, keep the tank and yourself alive at all costs. Later, once everyone is engaged, switch over to DPS mode and kill everyone in sight. Cast Shadow Word: Pain, a DoT (damage over time) spell to wound multiple enemy players. Use Power Word: Shield for temporary protection from counter attacks. Like the Mage, the Priest makes excellent bait in a standoff situation. Shadow Priests can be very effective in Alterac Valley. Hunter - One of the most powerful Alterac Valley classes, especially with marksmanship and engaging at maximum range. If you see a Rogue stealth, use Flare. Druid - Healing, buffing, and joining Rogues on deep stealth missions. Use Stealth to sneak into enemy locations. Switch to Travel Form when you need to run away. Use Moonfire on different opponents, since the DoT portion of the spell doesn't stack, and Root to snare runners. Shift into Bear form if you're under heavy fire, and don't underestimate the power of your instant regen. Warlock - Use DoTs to kill enemy players that try to run away. Use AoE Fear and AoE fire attacks. If you have Curse of Exhaustion, you can also slow down enemy players that try to run. Shaman - Healing and general DPS during the big melees are your bread and butter. Chain Lightning can be used to attack groups of players. You can use your Frost Shock or Earthbind Totem to snare enemy players that try to run. Your Grounding Totem is good for absorbing enemy offensive spells. Paladin - Good at defense. Use your stuns on AoE/Fear charges. Use your Shield when the enemy is about to capture a graveyard or flag. Stare, z oficjalnej strony |
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| Autor: | h34t [ 8 cze 2006, 21:48 ] |
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Cashasty napisał(a): High Warlord Imbatwink
Level 1 Male Undead Warrior Burning Legion Z itemkami +int , +healing , classes : Hunter , rogue itp. Oki bede upierdliwy, i ?
Zrobienie "imbacash" zajelo mi minute: http://ctprofiles.net/1519440 |
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| Autor: | Postal [ 8 cze 2006, 22:01 ] |
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Arvold napisał(a): Przesłuchajcie cała mp3 plx ^^.
http://x.pbf.hr/~phiber/moredots.mp3 U mnie w czasie wipow na VT puszczaja jak sie zaczyna zbyt nerwowo. ja bym prosil o linka do tego mangowego podkladu 
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| Autor: | h34t [ 8 cze 2006, 22:22 ] |
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Cashasty napisał(a): No dobra , ale co w tym trudnego jeżeli ja jestem imba ? xD
No wlasnie nic, stad moje pytanie na poczatku co w tym smiesznego ?:P |
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| Autor: | h34t [ 8 cze 2006, 22:46 ] |
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Cashasty napisał(a): Ale co się stało ?
Eh, i dyskutuj z takim... Macius i spolka jest juz nudne, a smieszne to bylo jeszcze moze jakis miesiac temu. |
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| Autor: | h34t [ 8 cze 2006, 23:39 ] |
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Cashasty napisał(a): Generalnie to w tym imbatwinku byly pokazana itemki bez wymaganego levelu wiec bycmoze osoba ktora go zrobila myslala ze ktos sie nabierze i pomysli ze to mozna na 1 levelu miec. Nic innego nie przychodzi mi do głowy. "ktos" - po tym poscie: Cashasty napisał(a): High Warlord Imbatwink
Level 1 Male Undead Warrior Burning Legion Z itemkami +int , +healing , classes : Hunter , rogue itp. odnosze wrazenie ze ten "ktos" to Ty:P |
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