Post 24/Empire Strikes Back Spoiler:





Luke has just encountered Vader and narrowly escaped. But, he is far from in the clear. Vader is close and Luke is badly injured. Luke senses his end is near.



Obi Glowie: "Run, Luke..."

(Surprised) Luke: "Bennn?? Thank Yoda!! I can't... They nerfed it. I had to drop that line. "

(Perplexed) Obi Glowie: "Avoid Incap, Luke..."

(Whiny) Luke: "Bennnnnn... They nerfed that toooo." (stomps feet)

(Uncertain) Obi Glowie: "Heal ALL, Luke..."

(Irritated) Luke: "I don't have the action FOR THAT!!"

(Whiny) Obi Glowie: "What the F***??!!"

(Frightened) Luke: "What do I do Ben??"

(Frightened) Luke: "Bennn?"

(Frightened) Luke: "Bennnnn???"

(Frightened) Luke: "BeNNNNN!"

(Terrified) Luke: "BENNNNNNNNNN!"

(Original tone) Obi Glowie: "Run, Luke..."

(Knowingly/Rye) Luke to himself: "Great. Now he's on a loop."

COOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO COOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO

(Confident) Vader: "Your spirited friend....cannot....help you now."

(Beaten) Luke: "I know, father."

(Assured) Vader: "Then you have accepted your fate."

(Beaten) Luke: "I have no choice, father, I'm totally gimped."

(Jovial Disbelief) Vader: "Are you trying to imply.... I did not beat you.... fair and square?"

(Beaten/Disbelief) Luke: "You didn't know??? I was certain you arranged it with the Evil Sith Dev Council"

(Envious) Vader: "They are not Sith. Even the Sith...are not capable....of such Evil."

(Perplexed) Luke: "You must have felt the nerf, father. What is your template?"

(Proud) Vader: Master Saber/Master Defender/Master Powers....of course. Join me and you will have access to skill boxes you never imagined. Together we will be able to solo entire lairs of pickets and some lower level bosses.... as father and son."

(Excited) Luke: I could beat a Swordsman/Fencer/Medic with a legendary Hammer!

(Solemn) Vader: "Even I could not stand....with such a foe. But together, no such man could stop us....even if he were force sensitive."

(Interested) Luke: "That really would be more power than I can possibly imagine. What about a group of them?"

(Disheartened) Vader: (Silence)

(Confused) Luke: "Father? "

(Disheartened) Vader: (Silence)

(Confused) Luke: "Father??"

(Disheatened) Vader: "....Yes.....my son....."

(Confused/irritated) Luke: "WHAT ABOUT a small group of Swordsman/Fencer/Medics??"

(Disheartened) Vader: "Well, that could be a problem...."

(Grabbing at straws) Luke: "If there were only a way to get flawless pearls again, we could at least take The Acklay down, maybe even a Canyon Krayt."'

(Inspired) Vader: "I have forseen this wish and have horded enough flawless and premium pearls to guarantee you an almost perfect saber."

(Converted) Luke: "Then I will join you, father. If that is what it will take for me to be remotely competitive in pvp again, I will join you. And together we will rule the pickets and lower level bosses."

(Re-inspired): Vader: "Then Rise....Lord Zalus."

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Poprostu brak mi słow Enhu sam to wymysliles? Czy gdzieś znalazłes?
Torel

znalazłem, ale stwierdziłem, że może się przydać

ROTFL

powinno byc :

Obi Glowie: "Run, Luke..."

(Surprised) Luke: "Bennn?? Thank Yoda!! I can't... They nerfed it. I had to drop that line. "

(Perplexed) Obi Glowie: "Avoid Incap, Luke..."

(Whiny) Luke: "Bennnnnn... They nerfed that toooo." (stomps feet)


(Uncertain) Obi Glowie: "use kd +root bug luke or run 30m away and cloack"