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Autor: | Mark24 [ 1 paź 2003, 08:54 ] |
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Znalazłem to na oficjalnym forum, nieźle się uśmiałem: Ci co znają AO będą polewać z tego ![]() Main Characters: Doctrox = lvl 165 atrox doctor member of Guild. TehPres = lvl 200 male solitus enforcer president of Guild. Raidl3d0r = lvl 175 male solitus doctor advisor of Guild. Smerp = 184 female opifex fixer applicant of Guild. Canitank = 140 female nano mage meta-phycisist veteran of Guild. - Story - (Guild chat) [Guild] Raidl3d0r: Hey someone is selling BP of spiritual rites on forums im 1mill short can i borrow 1 mill from the guild bank? *Raidl3d0r checks guild bank* 1000000 credits is on your guild bank [Guild] Raidl3d0r: !is TehPres [Guild] Guildbot: TehPres is online. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: hey Teh.. are you there? [Guild] TehPres: afk [Guild] Guildbot: TehPres is now afk. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: blah! out of desperation.. Raidl3d0r went to check The One. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: Hey guys The One is here lets do a raid!! [Guild] all the guildies says *woot!* [Guild] n00b1: can i come? [Guild] Raidl3d0r: !whois n00b1 [Guild] Guildbot: n00b1 is level 5 nanomage enforcer applicant of Guild. [Guild] n00b2: where is The One located? [Guild] Raidl3d0r: SFH [Guild] n00b2: where is SFH? [Guild] Raidl3d0r: South Foul Hills [Guild] n00b2: wheres the wompa going there? *10 minutes of silence* [Guild] n00b2: hello?.. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: !whois n00b2 [Guild] Guildbot: n00b2 is level 10 nanomage Martial Artist applicant of Guild. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: !online [Guild] Guildbot: members online (click here). [Guild] Raidl3d0r: hey Doctrox would you like to do a raid? [Guild] Doctox: sorry in a mish [Guild] Raidl3d0r: how about you smerp? [Guild] Guildbot: Smerp is currently afk: playing ps2. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: how about you Canitank? [Guild] Canitank: sure! where at? [Guild] Raidl3d0r: SFH at The One [Guild] Canitank: coords? [Guild] Raidl3d0r: 2250x1810 [Guild] Canitank: brt [Guild] Guildbot: Canitank logged off. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: Tehpres.. are you there? [Guild] Guildbot: Tehpres is currently afk. *Raidl3d0r checks the forums again* [Guild] Raidl3d0r: damn someone B.O. the BP [Guild] Guildbot: Canitank logged on. [Guild] Canitank: sorry lded. [Guild] Canitank: so who else are coming to the raid? [Guild] Raidl3d0r: i dunno, i'll ask for help on other guilds and see what i can do... *eyes at Tehpres* *1 hour later* [Guild] Raidl3d0r: ok.. we got a bunch of people now whos gonna help us at The One.. anyone else coming? we are meeting at Tir Grid. [Guild] Smerp: woot! omw. [Guild] Doctrox: omgz! i got my kick pistol equipted! [Guild] all the guildies says *woot!* and *gratz!* [Guild] Doctrox: omw there i gonna test my new kick. *Raidl3d0r is now being spammed with tells "where is the one?", "whats the coords?", "what are we raiding?", "can i come?"* *1 hour later* (Vicinity) Raidl3d0r: is everyone here? Tankdude: no. traderdude is on his way Raidl3d0r: ok *Raidl3d0r tries to organize the teams* Raidl3d0r: ok all docs form a heal team and all the enf and sols form a KT. Canitank: Hey can i join the KT ? Raidl3d0r: no Canitank: FFS! goodluck to you then. *Canitank cast quantum wings and flies away very angry* Raidl3d0r: wth is her problem? *everyone are now asking for Mochams* Raidl3d0r: Do we have an agent? Agentdude: yes Raidl3d0r: can you cast mochams? Agentdude: yes but im FPed to crat. Raidl3d0r: How much longer till FP terminate? Agentdude: 30mins. *everyone waits for 30 mins.. now they have to rebuff again.. but this time with mochams * Raidl3d0r: ok... everyone ready? *everyone says "r"* Raidl3d0r: heres our plan. everyone listen !! *the raid party listens attentively* Raidl3d0r: dont die! ok ? *everyone says "good plan!"* Raidl3d0r: ok pull one! *a moment of silence* Raidl3d0r: ... Raidl3d0r: whos pulling? Raidl3d0r: hey Smerp.. can you pull? *everyone awaits for smerp's response* *2 minutes later* Raidl3d0r: nm i'll pull. Raidl3d0r shouts: get ready! *pulls follower of the one* *everyone did thier job.. docs heal.. tanks tank and other people assisted* Raidl3d0r: good job! Raidl3d0r shouts: pulling The One! get ready. Raidl3d0r: Agentdude nano shutdown him ok? Agentdude: hmm with my nano init.. ok!! *Raidl3d0r pulls The One* Tankdude: Heal me! ffs!!! *Tankdude died* Doctrox: ffs i cant CH. did someone changed the org contracts? Raidl3d0r: Agent NSD him. Agentdude: yup.. casting... Raidl3d0r: hurry please Agentdude: patience is a virtue.. *everybody starts dying* (Guild chat) [Guild] Tehpres: woot i got my ql 225 imps on! [Guild] Guildbot: Tehpres is back. [Guild] all the guildies says *grats!* [Guild] Doctrox: Tehpres.. did you change the org contracts? [Guild] Tehpres: yeah so i can get my imps on. [Guild] Doctrox: doh.. [Guild] Raidl3d0r: Tehpres where are you at? [Guild] Tehpres: at reets [Guild] Raidl3d0r: can you help us at The One we need more people there. [Guild] Tehpres: ok brt. *Raidl3d0r tries to regroup the raiding team* *2 hours later* (Vicinity) Raidl3d0r: ok that didnt work well.. guys please stick to the plan. *everyone asked: so whats the plan?* Raidl3d0r: dont die! Raidl3d0r: kill the enemy first before you die. *everyone says: roger that!* Raidl3d0r: we need an MP. *Raidl3d0r sends tell to Canitank* (Private) To Canitank: hey can you help us? Canitank: bugger off.. im not gonna go to raids if im not in KT, i rather go mission so i can get XP. To Canitank: ok you can join the KT. (Vicinity) Raidl3d0r: whos the leader of the KT? Tankdude: i am Raidl3d0r: do you have 1 more slot in your team? Tankdude: yeah 5 more slots free. Raidl3d0r: umm.. all those enf and sol please team with tankdude. Raidl3d0r: Tankdude leave 1 slot for Canitank Tankdude: she an MP right? Raidl3d0r: yeah but she wants in KT for xp Tankdude: lols ok. *1 hr later* Raidl3d0r: ok everyone here? *sends tell to Tehpress* (Private) To Tehpres: are you coming? Tehpress: *moans* ohh yes.. i wanna lick your (-----) Tehpress: mt To Tehpress: are you still in reets? Tehpress: yes To Tehpress: i thought you gonna help us? Tehpress: yeah brt in a minute i just payed this girl 1 mill *Raidl3d0r checks the org bank* 0 credits is in your guildbank. *Raidl3d0r left the guild.* (Vicinity) Raidl3d0r: ok Canitank you gonna pull The One with NSD. everyone assist Canitank with heals. Raidl3d0r: to all people whos not in Tankdudes team please put your slider to full deff! Raidl3d0r shouts: ready guys? *everyone says "r"* *Canitank executes NSD on The One and landed sucessfully* *Canitank now gets the aggro and pull it to the KT* Raidl3d0r shouts: ok everyone in full def except the KT Canitank shouts: CH me!! Doctrox shouts: Casting CH.. Canitank shouts: Hurry im dying!! argghhh Doctrox shouts: doh.. you need to wait i cant insta cast CH in full def. *Canitank dies* Raidl3d0r shouts: all docs go full agg!! Doctrox shouts: anybody got spare shotgun shells? i got no more ammo Tankdude shouts: heal me!! Traderdude shouts: i got some extra *Doctrox opens a trade to Traderdude while everyone is on fight* Tankdude shouts: Heal please!! Doctrox shouts: 1 sec getting ammo. *Tankdude died* Doctrox shouts: ffs sorry! *Smerp is back from playing ps2* Smerp shouts: have no fear! the GA fixer is here! *everyone says "woot!"* *Smerp got the Aggro and The One is now back in control* *The One is now on its 1/8 HP* Raidl3d0r shouts: everyone in full agg, throw specials at will! *Smerp's GA worn out* Raidl3d0r shouts: Smerp your'e naked! Smerp shouts: ffs! im gonna die *Smerp dies* *The One is now out of control and began aggroing the docs and other people who cant tank* *everybody is dying* Raidl3d0r shouts: ohh @$%@#$^ im quitting this stupid game!! *Raidl3d0r is now spammed with tells "can i have your stuff?"* - The End - |
Autor: | Ashton [ 1 paź 2003, 13:45 ] |
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w ao gralem niewiele ale mimo wszystko smieszne ![]() |
Autor: | Luki [ 1 paź 2003, 14:32 ] |
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Podsumowanie !! prosze ![]() Jestem w szkole i nie mam czasu wszystkiego przeczytac ![]() |
Autor: | kaikitka [ 1 paź 2003, 15:33 ] |
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Absolutny ROTFL ![]() Najśmieszniejsze z tego jest to, że sporo raidów tak wygląda - wielkie przygotowania, buffowanie, wszyscy zwarci i gotowi a potem następuje .. zbiorowa padaczka ![]() Biedny ten Smerp, czuję jego ból - grałam fixem i prawie zawsze to ja pullowałam. Co prawda mi nigdy GA nie spadł ale parę razy (mimo >900 run speed) zaryłam w ziemię przez "kochaną" drużynkę. Przybiegłam z gościem na plecach a tanki sobie w najlepsze gadali o pierdołach, MP zamiast mezzować dłubał palcem w nosie a doc stwierdził, że zapomniał kogo miał leczyć. Jednym słowem czad.. |
Autor: | Luki [ 1 paź 2003, 15:44 ] |
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WEE!! stare czasy farmowania w DAOC sie przypominaja ![]() Ja jednak zawsze albo Clerykiem albo Necro gralem wiec nigdy nie musialem pullowac chociaz jak grupa sie obijala to mobki na mnie skoczyly bo przeciez heal daje duze agro ![]() |
Autor: | Aeroth [ 1 paź 2003, 19:33 ] |
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az dziwne ze nikt sobie nieposzedl w czasie raidu jak to zwykle ma miejsce na jakichs misjach :/ ale historyjka niezla ;] |
Autor: | Afrodiesel [ 14 paź 2003, 09:49 ] |
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Naprawde niezle sie uśmiałem ![]() Afrodiesel 200 MA - Dragon Security Agency member |
Autor: | Mark24 [ 14 paź 2003, 10:22 ] |
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Przedczoraj ja walnąłem text "w dupie mam raidowanie tego popierdolonego bossa, chuj wie po co i dlaczego, spadam" i się wylogowałem. A text zamiast do kolegi z Polski przez pomyłkę poszedł na ogólnym chacie org. Na szczęście całość poszła po polsku ![]() Wszystko po dwóch nieudanych próbach zabicia jednego z unique bossów. Dlatego wczoraj nawet się nie logowałem - tłukłem levele w MU online. A na pytanie czemu nikt nie poszedł - bo to raid, nie nudna misja. |
Autor: | Pieszczoch [ 5 lut 2004, 17:56 ] |
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Kaikitka czy przypadkiem nie gralas tez Martial artsem (Kaiki albo Kajki) ? Jakies 9 miechow temu? |
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