dwie przeklejki z Pixies Funny stuff topic, które bardzo mi się spodobały. koledzy/koleżanki zapewne znają angielski więc nie będę się bawił w tłumaczenia
<Mother> aggro
<Zipacna> Again? man I just had to HP cuz of these noobs
<Mother> yeah, killed them, they weren't doin much damage.
<Zipacna> nice
<Mother> thx
<Byakko> someone pop me........
<Zipacna> lolUlli
<Ullikummi> stfu
<Mother> hahhaa
<Seiryu> ROFL
<Kirin> lol.
3mins later
<Mother> @#%^, aggro again......same group
<Zipacna> lol GL
<Mother> killed slaves, got the puller though, idiots, going back out, brb
<Kirin> k.
<Genbu> sup guys
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Byakko> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU im getting tired of that sh*t, seriously, makes me want to just quit.
<Kirin> lol/emoGenbu
<Genbu> -_-
<Suzaku> ROFL!!!!
<Seriyu> awww sh*t you made me get killed........
<Kirin> HAHA!
<Genbu> lol
<Mother> Aggro again........
<Zipacna> dude wtf, seriously..
<Mother> lol killed slaves, same as last time, brb
<Zipacna> gilsellers?
<Mother> no, but just as bad, rofl
<Kirin> LMAO
<Seiryu> lol
<Genbu> lol
<Mother> ...........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!
4minutes later
<Mother> LMAO just watched them aggro an Aura Gear and PLD died.
<Zipacna> LMAO!
<Kirin> lol
<Seiryu> hahaha
<Genbu> lol
<Leaping> .........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!!!!
4minutes later
<Mother> lol they won't give up
<Steam> I know...
<Zipacna> lol
<Olla> lol, sup
<Steam> Hey olla ^^
<Olla> yo, just got popped, gilsellers
<Steam> lol girrserrs gonna get pwnt
<Olla> gonna? already done, hahaha!
<Steam> lol noice!!
<Despot> Why don't people pop me anymore....
<Kirin> ........
<Zipacna> .......
<Seiryu> ........
<Steam> .....lolUlli
<Ullikummi> STFU
<Suzaku> LMAO
<Byakko> yeah STFU
<Kirin> LMAO!
<Nidhogg> LOL@SC dude I can't breathe
<Seriyu> lol
5minutes later
<Mother> @#%^ing RNG is owning me and I cant hit this god damn NIN
<Kirin> sounds like someone's goin' down.
<Seiryu> just die and drop so they can fight me.......they tried earlier and got pwnt harder than Genbu did by that soro RDM
<Kirin> LMAO!
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!
4minutes later
<Mother> dead ; ;
<Kirin> need r3?
<Mother> in a couple hours, gonna go to the store, later guys
<Genbu> peace
<Steam> later MG
<Suzaku> lata
<Kirin> Yo Suzy
<Suzaku> Yeah baby?
<Kirin> I need you and Yakko and Seriyu for a while
<Seiryu> pop?
<Suzaku> pop time?
<Kirin> yar, some noobs, we should be good.
<Suzaku> k
<Byakko> omw after this
<Seriyu> Stop lieing you havn't fought anyone in months
<Byakko> STFU!
<Suzaku> LMAO!!!!!!!!
<Kirin> rofl
<Seiryu> hahahaha
<Genbu> Hey...don't you need me too Kir?
15 seconds of silence......
<Sieryu> lolGenbu
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Byakko> lolGenbu
<Despot> lolGenbu
<Kirin> lolGenbu
<Genbu> GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
<Leaping> hahaha!
<Zipacna> some noobs just pulled me
<Byakko> gl
<Zipacna> {Easy Prey}
<Kirin> lol
<Zipacna> lol Noobx just used invincible
<Byakko> lol you gonna stay on him?
<Zipacna> nah
<Zipacna> @#%^ this guy using cureIII, hold on
30 seconds later
<Zipacna> killed him
<Byakko> you ignored invincible?HuhHuh?
<Zipacna> ya
<Fafnir> They'll call a GM on you if you do that.
<Zipacna> so?
<Fafnir> ......good point, carry on.
<Suzaku> lol
10minutes later
<Zipacna> pwnt
<Steam> lol nice, they just killed me
<Zipacna> revenge
<Zipacna> Looks like they raising for some more action
<Mother> back
<Genbu> wb
<Seiryu> wb
<Mother> thx, Kir you busy?
<Kirin> {Fighting Right Now!}
<Mother> lol@3hr fight
<Kirin> I know.../sigh I need to skill up anyways.
5minutes later
<Zipacna> @#%^ they are doing better this time
<Mother> who?
<Zipacna> lol
<Byakko> lol
<Genbu> lol
<Wild> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!
15minutes later
<Zipacna> WTF they got me
<Seiryu> how...only 6? what setup?
<Zipacna> NIN RDM BLM PLD RNG BRD
<Seiryu> ....and that killed you how?
<Zipacna> enfeebled the @#%^ out of me the whole fight
<Kirin> lolenfeebls
<Zipacna> STFU
<Suzaku> lmao
<Byakko> hahahaha!
<Genbu> lol
<Tunnel> ..........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!
-The End-
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."
