Zaczerpniete z oficjalnego forum..
- I want my girlfriend to work night shifts so I can play. How sad is that?
- When my girlfriend works night shifts and calls - "what are you doing" - I lie about it. "Watching TV
- Upon seeing a person walking a dog you start to think of your tactics for taking on a hunter.
- When you wake up in the middle of the night get a frying pan and search your house looking for orcs!
- When you call your boss telling him that you can't come to work today, because there's gnome gankers outside your house.
- When you spend the biggest part of your work day browsing through forums and allakhazam/thottbot and planning what you're gonna do next when you enter the World of Warcraft after work.
- when your son asks where milk comes from you say taurens.
- When you congratulate your microwave owen everytime it dings.
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- When you walk past some kids in rl and thinking about ganking them since they are so low level.
- you great people with "well met"
- You can spell the Murloc gurgle sound
- You wish real life had a quest tracker
- When after a good group-quest you find yourself telling your wife all about how great it was, and how you killed the boss mob, while she sits there bemused and wondering what her middle-aged husband is babbling about.
- When you are sitting at your PC, with headphone and mic set on shouting to you mates over TeamSpeak about adds, sheep, serpents and other innanities, only to turn around and see your wife has been standing there for the last 5 minutes trying to get you to shut up because she cant hear the TV in the next room.
- When you start sayin "for the win" at the end of nearly every sentence
- you grab 2 kitchen knifes and sneak up to your neighbours dog, afterwards you try to skin him
- you run across the street jumping and acting like a train all the time
- you start insulting people for all picking human and horde always being outnumbered
- When Thottbot replaces Google as your home page.
- when you wonder where the mage is every time you see a sheep in RL
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