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| Autor: | kluczyk [ 6 paź 2005, 13:04 ] |
| Tytuł: | If NPCs were players.... |
... then this would be Razorgore's chat log Welcome to the world of Azeroth! Just a reminder that any NPCs using area of effect abilities that check for line of sight will be fixed. This is a bug and it is not working as intended. Have a great game day in the world of Azeroth! Message of the Day: Reminder that we have 4 raids tonight. Nefarian and Chrommagus will be needed only for raid #3. All other dragonkin and humanoids will need to be there for ALL 4 RAIDS. NO EXCEPTIONS. Joined Channel [1. Blackrock Mountain General] Joined Channel [2. Trade] [Guild] [Razorgore the Untamed]: Hey all [Onyxia] has come online. To [Onyxia]: Hey baby [1. General] [Blackrock Raider1]: so what`s with all the people taking the chains to get to UBRS? [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: what`s up razor? Onyxia; Level ?? Dragonkin Boss <Dustwallow Death> - Onyxia`s Lair 1 player total [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: ah sh!t, someone is doing the rend event again. gotta send in my ghost form [1. General] [Blackrock Raider2]: what? Do you want to die more if they have to fight through us? To [Onyxia]: Still in the lair, eh? Not out farming? [2. Trade] [Arena Spectator]: WTS [Krol Blade] [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: seriously, how many times a day do i have to do this? [Onyxia] whispers: hey : ) [Onyxia] whispers: Yeah, raid tonight [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: shut up Vael [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: at least your ghost doesn`t die there [Onyxia] whispers: this same alliance guild is trying again for the 3rd night in a row [Onyxia] whispers: bad enough a different guild got my head last night. [Guild] [Nefarian]: both of you shut up [1. General] [Blackrock Raider1]: I liked the loot when they died instead of me : ( [Guild] [Razorgore the Untamed]: What time is the raid? [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: well at least nefarian doesn`t kill your ghost form [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: at least you don`t die 2 seconds into your event [Onyxia] whispers: and [Vis'kag the Bloodletter] dropped and the hunter won it [Guild] [Razorgore the Untamed]: I get mind controlled. Now what time is the raid? [Guild] [Blackwing Legionnaire1]: must... chase... shamans... [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: no instead they get unlimited mana and energy. [1. General] [Blackrock Raider3]: it`s been months since a player died on us. They all have MC gear [Onyxia] whispers: I almost died laughing [1. General] [Blackrock Raider1]: they dropped nice cash though. And I got a blue out of it : ) [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: at least as soon as you die you`re done To [Onyxia]: Are you serious? [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: you don`t have to wait around for forever [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: what!?! [2. Trade] [Arena Spectator]: WTS [Krol Blade] 1000g [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: ever thought that i might like not dying? To [Onyxia]: The hunter got it? I bet he even said `THAT IS SO A HUNTER WEAPON!` [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: but noooooo [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: you have to wait until after razor is dead before they even get to you [2. Trade] [Firebrand Darkweaver]: where did you get that [Onyxia] whispers: he did say something close to that : ) [1. General] [Lothos Riftwaker]: it`s fun watching them lag into the lava and die [Onyxia] whispers: I did make close to 300g in all of those attempts over the last 3 days. took forever to loot all the corpses though. To [Onyxia]: Some priest used mind flay on me the other night. To [Onyxia]: Was in shadowform too. I can`t even believe that they made it into BWL. [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: I just die like a fucking trash mob [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: don`t blame me that you picked a humanoid to level To [Onyxia]: I was just surprised that they managed to control me long enough to break all the eggs. [2. Trade] [Firebrand Darkweaver]: I don`t even have one [Guild] [Razorgore the Untamed]: Can I get some raid times please? To [Onyxia]: HE DIDN`T EVEN HEAL!! [Guild] [Ebonroc]: 6:00 7:30 8:30 and an Australian guild is trying us today at 3am server time [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: do you realize how bad my repair costs are? [Onyxia] whispers: lol. was it caroldanvers? Cause he/she didn`t even try to heal on a raid against me. [Onyxia] whispers: but shadowform? that`s going too far. [1. General] [Blackrock Raider3]: you`re at a damn good spot for that. I can`t even see lava from my post [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: don`t talk to me about costs [Guild] [Razorgore the Untamed]: 3am! But, I`m out with Ony tonight [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: I wear scale [1. General] [Scarshield Quartermaster]: sh!t another group getting keyed for BWL. [1. General] [Scarshield Quartermaster]: dammit that stings. [Guild] [Nefarian]: I guess Razorgore, that Onyxia is going to have to wait [2. Trade] [Arena Spectator]: u buy? 1000g keke? [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: You wear cloth To [Onyxia]: Gah, there`s a 3am raid. [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: well after 1.8 yours will be the same as mine [1. General] [Quarry Slave]: can I stop working now? [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: so I`ll still pay more cause I die more often [Onyxia] whispers: but you`re supposed to take me out tonight! [Guild] [Razorgore the Untamed]: ... [Guild] [Blackwing Mage1]: grethok and vael could you please cool it? To [Onyxia]: I know, but what do you want me to do? [Onyxia] whispers: just start evading and tell nef that you`re glitching [Guild] [Blackwing Mage2]: take it to another channel or something [Guild] [Flamegor]: can we kill guild members yet? [1. General] [Blackhand Elite]: <Blackhand Legion> now recruiting. We`re a friendly, group-orientated guild, focusing on defending high-end instances. This is not your Deadmines guild. lvl 55+ only. [Onyxia] whispers: what can he do about it? [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: grethok, who do you think you are? [Guild] [Vaelastrasz the Corrupt]: cause I certainly don`t see either a ?? or Boss next to your name To [Onyxia]: LOL [Guild] [Grethok the Controller]: come duel me outside of Blackrock Mountain b!tch To [Onyxia]: Like Blood Reign, eh? [2. Trade] [Firebrand Darkweaver]: d@mn farmers Nefarian has demoted Vaelastrasz the Corrupt to Silenced Nefarian has demoted Grethok the Controller to Silenced |
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| Autor: | wisien [ 6 paź 2005, 16:01 ] |
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| Autor: | Zemus [ 6 paź 2005, 16:41 ] |
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ta moze nawet 4 |
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| Autor: | Kord [ 6 paź 2005, 19:13 ] |
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Hehe dobre dobre można sie pośmiac po czytaniu 100 tysięcy flame postów i innego badziewia  .Oceniam na 8/10
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| Autor: | Nileno [ 6 paź 2005, 19:18 ] |
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Moze nie jest wyjatkowo smieszne, ale pomysl jest swietny |
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