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| Autor: | Muminus [ 5 maja 2003, 09:30 ] |
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I read some of these.. i laughed pretty hard. Friar http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=44648837 Minstrel http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=45506496 Paladin http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=47005377 Scout http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=42162892 Theurgist http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=43820187 Wizard http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=44249847 Hibernia Blademaster http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=43411631 Champion http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=42660724 Druid http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=45052692 Eldritch http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=42036027 Hero http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=42273216 Mentalist http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=42576847 Warden http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=41979069 Muminus |
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| Autor: | Crategus [ 14 maja 2003, 12:33 ] |
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bylo juz? Gatekeeper: Speak friend and enter Frodo: Enter exit [Group] Frodo: WTF? Where's the Dwarf King? [Group] Aragorn: Guess he hasn't popped. [Group] Merry: Wanna biscuit! [Group] Gandalf: STFU Merry. [Group] Frodo: Seriously, there's no Dwarves anywhere. WTF? [Group] Samwise: Hey a goblin! I didn't know they popped here. [Group] Frodo: What con? [Group] Samwise: Blue to me. [Group] Merry: Pulling... [Group] Frodo: No! They add! [Group] Samwise: inc 2 [Group] Samwise: Make that 6. [Group] Gandalf: More like 20. [Group] Aragorn: @#%$! Try to get to the zone point! [Group] Gandalf: On me! [Group] Aragorn: Tanking 4. [Group] Galdalf: ON ME DAMMIT! [Group] Merry: Weee! [Group] Frodo: Sprint! [Group] Aragorn: Frodo, Give Gandalf the ring. He can use it to get away then come back and res maybe. [Group] Frodo: Trade bugged. [Group] Aragorn: Trade bugged I disagree, you just don't want to give it up. Hand it over! [Group] Frodo: NO! IT'S PRECIOUS! [Group] Gandalf: Balrog add! Gandalf kills the Balrog! Gandalf has just been killed by a Balrog! [Group] Aragorn: Merry you idiot! [Group] Frodo: Zoned safely. _________________________________ [Group] Frodo: Jesus what a pain! [Group] Samwise: I know. [Group] Frodo: How many orc adds did we get there? [Group] Aragorn: About 25 or so. [Group] Frodo: Where is everyone? [Group] Samwise: I'm right next to you. [Group] Boromir: I released. gl guys. Logging. [Group] Aragorn: Leg, Gimli and I are all together. Where are you guys? [Group] Legolas: Gandalf never came back after going LD. [Group] Frodo: Merry? Pippin? Aragorn sends "WTF? Don't get Merry back, the guy is a moron!" You send "WTF am I supposed to do? He's still in the grp. He's gonna want to get back with us." to Aragorn [Group] Merry: Biscuit! [Group] Pippin: We're surrounded by aggro Orcs. Can't move. [Group] Frodo: We'll come get you. [Group] Aragorn: Once we find each other lol. [Group] Samwise: This is stupid. We're all spread out. [Group] Legolas: I'm out of arrows. Can we head back to town first? [Group] Frodo: You idiot. Why didn't you bring enough? [Group] Legolas: WTF? We were supposed to get on the boat and go down the river. What did I need arrows for? [Group] Frodo: Gee, I don't know. Maybe cuz you're a RANGER! [Group] Legolas: Up yours. [Group] Aragorn: Guys... dont' argue... [Group] Legolas: Hey, at least I specced my bow. Better than your blade-specced ass. [Group] Aragorn: Well at least *I* didn't get rid of my Archer's Bracer just to get a +CHA item. [Group] Legolas: Well, I gotta look good, you know. [Group] Aragorn: I hate it when people gimp themselves for roleplay purposes. WTF is up with that!? [Group] Pippin: These orcs are coming a bit closer now. [Group] Merry: Should I pull one? [Group] Pippin: If you do, I'll disband and run, you imbecile. [Group] Merry: Biscuit! [Group] Gimli: we r ub3r. we shld hunt more. [Group] Frodo: Gawd I hate leet. [Group] Gimli: i m w4y mor3 lee+ th4n joo. [Group] Legolas: Hey, I LIKE having a high CHA. It's important. [Group] Aragorn: For what!? You're a RANGER. You're a god d**n CHA specced RANGER! [Group] Pippin: /gu god I'm with a stupid group. [Group] Frodo: ... [Group] Pippin: mistell [Group] Aragorn: Look. Let's all just meet up. Frodo what's your loc. [Group] Frodo: Lets split up and form individual groups. I think that might be best. [Group] Gimli: d3wd... we all h4ve tha same quest! Why split? [Group] Frodo: CUZ WE'RE ALL OVER THE ZONE YOU MORON! [Group] Legolas: I mean, what's the point of not being pretty? [Group] Merry: Pulling! Wee! [Group] Pippin: God dammit, Merry! [Group] Aragorn: Well, you might hit things once in a while, Legolas. [Group] Legolas: WTF are you talking about? I hit every time! [Group] Aragorn: Yeah, but you got lucky. [Group] Legolas: To hell I did! And speaking of gimping yourself what's up with being a human Ranger? Rangers need qui and dex, you know. [Group] Aragorn: I'm blade specced. I needed the CON more. [Group] Legolas: And don't even start with me on over-roleplaying. We were all ready to go and you were busy RPing with that elf champ chick back in town. [Group] Aragorn: Dude. Arwen is my eternal lover. [Group] Legolas: We didn't have room to group her. Say no and move on. RP on your own time, dude. [Group] Frodo: Oh to hell with it. I'm logging till the next movie. Frodo has left the group. ___________________________________________ You have entered Orc Infested Forest. No monster Target in range. No monster Target in range. No monster Target in range. No monster Target in range. Members of Fellowship of the Ring currently online: 1. Frodo the Level 1 Stalker in Orc Invested Forest 2. Legolas the Level 23 Ranger in Rivendale [Guild] Frodo: Hey, Leg. Wanna work on the quest? [Guild] Legolas: Can't. Busy. [Guild] Frodo: Busy doing what? [Guild] Legolas: Looking at myself in a mirror. [Guild] Frodo: Right. Of course. Your friend, Merry, has just entered the game. You have removed Merry from your friends list. [Guild] Merry: Biscuit! You must wait 20 seconds to quit. Stand or tyoe /quit to cancel. [Guild] Merry: Need res. [Guild] Legolas: Serves you right, you jerkoff. [Guild] Merry: Frodo! Wanna hunt? You will quit in 15 seconds. You send "Frodo is currently AFK." to Merry. Merry sends "Come on, I need PLing! Biscuit!" You will quit in 10 seconds. You send "No, dude. You always pull purples an get us killed." to Merry Merry sends "Come on! Pweeeze?" You send "Well, ok. Meet me at the top of Mount doom. I'm going /anon for now. But I'll be there. Just wait for me." to Merry. Merry sends "Yay! omw." You will quit in 5 seconds. *** Chat Log Opened: Wed Dec 17 11:59:09 2002 Aragorn: geez where's gandalf been? Aragorn: been like 2 months since i saw him Gimli: he was mad Aragorn: mad? why? Gimli: tried to solo that balrog in Moria. Gimli: said wtf good is his spec if he can't solo a balrog Gimli: sold his acct i think Aragorn: dfd# Legolas: I lament for Gandalf. Gimli: where those dork hobbits? Aragorn: you encumbered, gimli? you're so SLOW Gimli: bah Aragorn: Frodo, what you up to? Frodo: epic...the One Ring quest Gimli: epic? for what class? Frodo: i'm a lvl 27 Commoner. Aragorn: you need help, fro? Frodo: no, i'm good, thx Frodo: got sam w* Samwise: that you do, mr. frodo! Frodo: look, sam, pal...it's mr. BAGGINS. Frodo: Frodo is my FIRST name Samwise: yes, sir, mr. frodo! Frodo: jesus Glaknuk was just killed by Eomer! Eofar was just killed by Frghuk! Frghuk was just killed by Eothor! Grzzhak was just killed by Theobar! Ulthazg was just killed by Eomer! Aragorn: Eomer, where's death spam? Eomer: just us horse lords zerging orcs Eomer: we're fine Aragorn: how are my Horse Lord homies doing? Eomer: we just claimed Edoras. Eomer: but Theoden is not himself Eomer: i mean, his lil bro came on to play his char Eomer: can't stand that little #DSw Gimli: he lets his lil bro lead Horse Lords? Eomer: no when he's on horse lords just do what Grima says Grima: stfu Eomer, theoden would want you to go to mordor Eomer: forget it idiot. my grp going to fields of rohan to drum up RPs Grima: bah! Theoden: can i have cg plz? Gimli: Theo, you're in the cg already. Theoden: ok rofl lol roflmao!!!!!!!! Legolas sends, "What manner of hex has befallen brave Theoden?" You send, "curse of the little bro, bro" to Legolas. Eomer: Where are you guys? Aragorn: FF Theoden: what FF Gimli: Fangorn forest Theoden: ok kk thx gmili Legolas: Mine eyes spy a scout for Saruman. Aragorn: where? Legolas: Through yonder grove. Gimli: um, shoot him Legolas: My arrowflight flew not true. Aragorn: 4@F2 mezzed Gimli: DDs2ing AE mez Legolas: I am bound by fell magics! Grima: theoden sez to rush pk. guards are easy to kill. Theoden: good idea gramma kk do it everyone Gandalf: sup Gimli: Gandalf? Aragorn: it cannot be Gandalf: hi what's the story? Gimli: you the real gand or did he sell? Gandalf: it matters not. i'm RR8. Gandalf: and RR8 = uber |
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| Autor: | Crategus [ 14 maja 2003, 12:34 ] |
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You send, "ok, theoden is being played by his little bro" to Gandalf. You send, "and grima thinks he runs the show" to Gandalf. Gandalf sends, "then our path is clear". Theoden: can i have 1 gold plz? Gimli: Theo, you're lvl 51.2. you have like 6 plat. Theoden: omfg roflmao kk thx )))))))))))))))))))))) Gandalf: if mythic is listening, PLEASE put in white dye Gandalf: this grey ain't cutting it Gimli: what we doing now? Gandalf: theoden! put your big brother on Theoden: kk now he home from work ))))))))))))))) Gandalf: good boy. get help. Grima: no! theo! you are the true leader of the horse lords! Theoden: hey folks, i'm back. i hate making pizzas Grima: bah! this sux. i'm logging. Theoden: Grima, you dork. Theoden: there, i booted him from guild. lol Theoden: what's going on? Aragorn: any scouts out? Legolas: A vast horde of beasts marches on Edoras. Eomer: again? 33Ff, we JUST took Edoras Aragorn: #s? Legolas: Too many for mine eyes to count. Aragorn: how many earthies here? Gimli: us, plus newbs Theoden: ok, here's the plan Theoden: fall back to HD Theoden: we'll corpse-xfer-spam them there Theoden: sound good Gand? Theoden: Gand? Gimli: Gand LD Aragorn: he's got a lousy connection Theoden: i swear he LDs just so he doesn't have to sit thru the boring parts Eowyn: Hi Aragorn. Aragorn: Hi Eow Eowyn: /em blush Legolas sends, "Methinks Aragorn doth have Eowyn's tender heart in his palm." You send, "yeah, maybe" to Legolas. You send, "this Lego guy is new right? what server is he from?" to Aragorn. Aragorn sends, "Guin, i think". You send, "ah, ok" to Aragorn. Frodo: um, this creepy schizo lurikeen in his underwear is following me around Samwise: i don't trust him, mr. frodo. Samwise: we should /appeal him for harrasment Frodo: ok, mr. samwise, you do that GollumTheGood: We musts help master. GollumTheEvil: No no no! We musts KILLSIES the master! Gimli: inc orcs and wargs Theoden: send newbs ahead to HD Theoden: they're just free RPs for orcs out in the open Gimli: dude, lego, i've never seen a ranger pull off so many one-shots Legolas: Indeed, my arrows fly true and bite hard this eve! Aragorn: fhhS Eowyn: Aragorn! No! Aragorn: i fell off a cliff. dead at bottom Aragorn: you can't reach me. gonna corpse xfer to HD Theoden: k Theoden: rez dead and /stick Theoden: we move in 30 Gimli: so where tf are merri and pip? Aragorn: i think they're roleplaying with trees in FF Legolas: Perhaps they seek to sway the favor of the trees in this war. Gimli: no RPs from their little skits Aragorn: /shrug Theoden: ok upgrade keep doors Eowyn: Aragorn! You're all right! Aragorn: um, yup. i xfered Eowyn: /em smiles! You send, "woohoo! stud!" to Aragorn. Aragorn sends, "true i'm a stud, but she's prolly a guy irl". Aragorn sends, "definitely hot in game tho ". Gimli: seriously this all we got? Gimli: greys and greens only? Aragorn: aye. we will make do Gimli: summoner gonna get a workout Theoden: archers on the walls Theoden: tanks in courtyard Theoden: don't get AEed Theoden: anyone know how many inc? Legolas: A great warhost cometh. Theoden: yeah great...HOW MANY Legolas: The fields are flooded with hate. Theoden: sigh Gimli: will someone mop up all that hate out there? i keep stepping in it Aragorn: 1250 fgs inc Theoden: wtf? you saying there are 10000 orcs out there? Aragorn: /em does math Aragorn: yes Theoden: ok, i hate to say this Theoden: but wtf are our scouts?! Aragorn: Lego and i are here Theoden: next time can you rangers actually SCOUT instead of run w/us? Theoden: so a 1250 fg zerg doesn't sneak up on us again like a 50 stealth spec assassin? Aragorn: sorry i'm melee specced Legolas: I lament my failure. I ask humbly for your forgiveness. Aragorn: everyone spam /as to get more out here Theoden: no! we will do this ourselves Theoden: RPs are all MINE i tell you! Gimli: ORCS INC Gimli: ORCS INC Gimli: (i think...can't see...too short) Aragorn: they got trebs Aragorn: like DDf3ing 193737939 rams too Theoden: and where are all our casters?! Gimli: Ya, where's Arwen, ara? Aragorn: dunno. she and i kinda broke up Eoywn: Really? You did? Aragorn: yup, pretty much. Aragorn: she didn't even want her Pearlescent Necklace back. Gimli: got 3 orcs so far! Legolas: My tally climbs ever more skyward! 17! Legolas: 18! 19! Legolas: 20 fearsome foes fallen! Aragorn: wow. Aragorn: geez how are you specced, Lego? Gimli: bah nerf rangers Aragorn: NO! Legolas: NO! Frodo: dk22 NEVER STICK MR. SAMWISE Samwise: what? why, mr. frodo? Frodo: cuz you dumped me in the swamp and aggroed those dead ghosts Frodo: good thing that freaky schizo lurikeen was here Theoden: they on doors Theoden: protect summoner Aragorn: why do WE have a corpse summoner in OUR realm if WE have one of THEIR relics? Gimli: mythic sux. can't code their way out of a shoebox Elrond: Hi, this is CSR Elrond. Elrond: I'm not supposed to say this, but... Elrond: PLZ STFU MYTHIC BASHERS Elrond: kk thx bye Theoden: go elrond! hehe Gimli: ksE3ing mythic Aragorn: 1st door down The forces of Middle-Earth have captured Isengard! The forces of Middle-Earth have captured Isengard! The forces of Middle-Earth have captured Isengard! The forces of Middle-Earth have captured Isengard! Gimli: woot earthies! Theoden: wootah! Gimli: did that open Moria? Eomer: NO! Eomer: NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING TO OPEN MORIA. Eomer: RVR IS ALWAYS MORE IMPORTANT THAN XP, GOLD, OR EQUIPMENT Eomer: i'd get fewer RPs if you all went to Moria Gimli: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aragorn: who took isen? Merriadoc: just me and pip w/some trees Aragorn: Legolas: I told you. Gimli: 2nd door 30% Theoden: repair it Aragorn: FDd3 this. follow me outside gimli Gimli: ok Eowyn: Be careful, brave Aragorn! Theoden: 2nd door down!! Theoden: 2nd door down!! Theoden: protect the summoner Aragorn: too late Theoden: dSTw Theoden: TO LORDS ROOM Theoden: TO LORDS ROOM Gimli: we are SO gonna lose this keep Gandalf: sorry LD Aragorn: um, could use some help w/these freaking orcs, gand Gandalf: ok brt Eomer: /em stretches...ahh, good zerging weather Eomer: me and my grp are racking up some sweet RPs in rohan Eomer: while you guys get tractored at HD. need help? Aragorn: YES DUMB#$a Gimli: which cg you been listening to eodork Gimli: get ur punk a$$ over here Gimli: nm you suck we gonna lose anyway Eomer: Legolas: No, wait....guard pop Aragorn: Theoden: i'm sorry? Gimli: huh?? Eomer: ?? Eowyn: ? Legolas: What? Theoden: wasn't that, like, out of character? Legolas: K!d%, now you know i'm not really an elf. Aragorn: geez, go gand Gimli: they falling back Theoden: woot! reinforcements! Eomer: why didn't you tell me this was where all the RPs were? Eomer: i thought you were just here to lose Theoden: ok, clean up time folks Theoden: get the last few of em Aragorn: sweet. Gimli: you finish that quest yet frodo? Frodo: no, i'm still following the freaky loincloth lurikeen Frodo: i totally trust him Theoden: nice work everyone. Aragorn: everyone back inside. med up. Aragorn: they'll be back in 10 mins. Aragorn: *** Chat Log Closed: Wed Dec 18 02:56:09 2002 |
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