10. You refer to your in-laws as "Mobs". (Charles)

9. You walk outside and suddenly think that the sky textures in DAoC are more realistic. (Dalaran)

8. You find yourself responding to people by repeating fragments of their own sentences in hopes to lure them into giving you a quest. (Dale)

7. When you start seeing little Lurikeens pop out of nowhere then run away. (Kodt)

6. Deathly afraid of the color purple now. (Steven)

5. You keep referring to your children as "My little Spraggonites. (Gronkagin)

4. You examine the Scowling Wife. It is hostile towards you. (Drakkehn)

3. You go up to your boss and whisper "task" to him. (Watergate)

2. Peeing in a 2L soda bottle while grouping seems like a great idea. (Urtho)

...and the number one indication that you play too much Dark Age of Camelot is...

1. You have more than ten reason to submit to this list. (Zachary)

Top Ten Things Monsters Think About

10. Damn, it's spawn time again. Everytime I light up a cigarette... - Earwin

9. Ok, here is the plan: Everyone split up, chase the closest person and try to kill it. If you run into a group of people, change your targets frequently in order to confuse the enemy! - Macabre

8. Healer first then the tank...Healer first then the tank... - Jarvam

7. Any of you guys done the "Increase spawn rate" quest yet? - Corny_One

6. Highlander! The other white meat. - Earwin

5. Look man, you can kill me if you really want to, but i'll tell you right now it will only get you 12 xp and 4 gold pieces! - feedtherich

4. Woop! One more briton friar and I level! - Macabre

3. Please don't stop, keep running on by... nothing to see here... aaaahhh crap.. they stopped. - EZ_Ryder

2. Okay, I'm naked and bleeding from every orifice on my body. Where do you THINK I've been hiding my money? - Captain_Ideaman

And the number one thing monsters think about... *drum roll*

1. Noob, it's whats for dinner! - KHG99