Pooma zajebista gra, ale mogles go skonczyc szybciej;]

Ide skoczyć oknem, nara. Wlasnie gralem 4v4 random placement, i mowie zergom, lets make 10 pool and attack fast. Wiec koles zrobil 2 spawning poole, pytam sie po cholere? You said make 10 pools.

*epic facepalm*

I played a guy last night who went 1 base roaches + speedlings vs. me as terran. He went for a fast nydus into the back of my base. I had like 5 tanks and lots of marauders down by my natural, and I COULD NOT get them to go up the ramp and attack. I was like wtf is this bullshit my units are glitched. Turns out he had a changeling blocking my ramp that I didn't notice lol.

I stole BOTH gasses in a 2v2. This seemed funny until someone says "why did you steal my gas". I say "why WOULDN'T I steal your gas". Then he's like "I'M ON YOUR TEAM". It was a custom game with kids I didn't know (thank god).

the dumbest thing i have ever done was in a tvz, i was playing terran and decided to wall off the choke with some supply depots and a barracks. The problem is we were playing on delta quadrant (the one with the funky base layout where you can expand towards the back of your main). Well instead of walling the ramp that actually lead somewhere I walled off the ramp that lead to my expo and caused all my drones to die to his zergling rush.

2v2 with one of my best RL friends.

"Umm, did they attack my expansion?"
"What expansion? The one in the middle?"
"Yeah, my nexus was up, but now it's gone."
"Oh dude, I saw going up, and I thought it was an enemy's, so I killed it with my voids."
"Dude, they're both zerg. We're the only Toss in the game."
"Wait... what?"

I scanned about 5 or 6 minutes into the game and see two Stargates warping in as hidden tech. In response, I prepared by making Vikings. Soon therafter two Voidrays poked their noses into my base but quickly retreated. I only assumed that my Vikings were too much of a threat. Minutes later. Its four Void Rays, and I am thinking, okay, more Vikings, but alas, the Void Rays retreat before engaging. Okay, half a minute later, I see six Void Rays pulling this same bullshit, but never engaging and now I'm fucking suspicious. I have this insane army of Vikings which have cost me a shit load of resources in fear of having my base hijacked by a couple of Void Rays. Well, I scan over my opponents Stargates, again, just to see what sort of tom foolery he was pulling, and I find there are no Stargates, but instead, a Twilight Council and a Dark Shrine. In a matter of seconds, I have an army (literally an army) of Dark Templars raping my SCVs and razing my base. I ragequit, naturally.

I watch the replay for an explanation...after I initially scanned this guy's Stargates, he cancels and puts up a Twilight Council and then a Dark Shrine. In the meantime, this mother fucker sends over a ball of Sentries to the outskirts of my base and hallucinates Void Rays - first two, then four, and then six and micros them around like he's going to do something. I could have walked into his base at any time and won this game at this point because he had nothing. By the time his DS was done, he uses a proxy pylon and warps in a few waves of Dark Templars all the meanwhile still doing this Void Ray shit.

In summation, I felt retarded watching the replay. I could not even believe such tom foolery worked on me.

A teraz uwaga, my personal hero:

Dał linka do replaya? Chętnie bym obczaił.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pETcAm82vXU

0_o omg at stalker blink micro.

imo najczestsza rasa przeciwnika na jaka sie trafia to prot.