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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac
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<@MZhukov> I do not play games as I am too busy spreading love. Once I spread it on my cat, and my mum slapped me. But while she was at work I got revenge by spreading love on her toothbrush.
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(Sprite): boiled egg?
(Sprite): im a spack cook
(LoneGun): sprite just do in microwave for like 2 mins
(Sprite): on it's own lonegun ?
(LoneGun): aye sprite
(Ched): 2 mins
(Ched): for 650 watt microwave
(Sprite): so a egg, in a bowl, on it's own for 2 mins in a microwave ?
(Sprite): n1 im off to cook
(Sprite): k guys
(Sprite): u guys are cocks
(Sprite): the egg just blow up
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<Skilless15> what’s rtfm
<Skilless15> i forgot
<@avaxx> read the fucking manual.
<Skilless15> why
<Skilless15> you could just tell me
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<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
<Arai> Not wanking.
<Arai> I wipe my ass with my left hand.
<Vhabion> I use toillet paper
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(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe :)
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<PeeJay> hi
<Farmgirl019> Hello :)
<PeeJay> I'm Pete, from UK, fancy a chat? :)
<PeeJay> where ru based babe?
<Farmgirl019> the US
<Farmgirl019> :)
<PeeJay> mind if I ask your name?
<Farmgirl019> Jaime, hun.
<PeeJay> Hi Jaime, lovely name
<PeeJay> could you describe yourself Jaime? or maybe swap pics??
<PeeJay> lovely name and a lovely body Jaime :)
<PeeJay> you are gorgeous
<PeeJay> thanks for that
<PeeJay> was it taken with a webcam?
<PeeJay> I can never get mine as clear as that
<Farmgirl019> yes, it was when I was at my friend Steph's house
<PeeJay> ok
<PeeJay> got any more?
<Farmgirl019> sorry, no
<PeeJay> I got one, bit naughtier than the last one though
<PeeJay> you ok with that?
<Farmgirl019> something happened to my old computer with all my pictures, and i could only find that one
<Farmgirl019> sure :)
<PeeJay> and what ru wearing at the mo? to give me a complete picture of who I'm talking to
<Farmgirl019> black bra and panties
<PeeJay> mmmm very cute
<PeeJay> can just picture you there
<PeeJay> is that all ur wearing?
<Farmgirl019> yes, I just got dressed before I came on here
<PeeJay> the pic timed out, did you get the last one ok?
<PeeJay> shouldn't have gone to all that trouble on MY account! hehe
<Farmgirl019> yes i got it. ;)
<PeeJay> what you think?
<Farmgirl019> nice :)
<PeeJay> you too :)
<PeeJay> would you object if I was stood behind you, unhooking your bra?
<Farmgirl019> not at all
<PeeJay> would you object if I then caressed your lovely breasts and tweaked your nipples?
<PeeJay> making them all nice and hard
<Farmgirl019> I'd like that
* PeeJay would kiss your neck as he was cupping your breasts
<Farmgirl019> ooh
<PeeJay> running my mouth down your back a little
<PeeJay> your skin is so lovely and soft
<PeeJay> :)
<PeeJay> where would you like me to kiss Jaime?
<Farmgirl019> my nipple
<PeeJay> then turn around baby :)
<PeeJay> face me
* Farmgirl019 turns around.
* PeeJay runs his hands down your back, pulling you close enough so he can gently touch your right nipple with his mouth
* Farmgirl019 moans
<PeeJay> little licks
<PeeJay> kisses
<PeeJay> running my tongue around it
<PeeJay> sensually
<PeeJay> feeling it grow
<Farmgirl019> Oh god, thats nice
<PeeJay> mmmm it's meant to be :)
<PeeJay> little licks and touches
<PeeJay> breathing on it
<PeeJay> flicking my tongue
<PeeJay> then gentle sucks
<PeeJay> cupping your breast as I suck a little harder
* Farmgirl019 falls back on a bed, and pulls down her panties exposing her large erection
<PeeJay> lol
<Farmgirl019> what?
<PeeJay> large erection?
<Farmgirl019> I can't get the surgery for another 2 weeks.
* Farmgirl019 strokes her large penis
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