Kocham Monty Pythona
(tego dokłądnie nie pamiętam)
Bohaterowie stają przed mostem. Jakiś dziad stoi na straży. Wypychają jednego "głupiego"
-Jestem strażnikiem mopstu śmierci. Kazdy kto chce przejść przez ten most musi odpowiedzieć mi na 3pytania a zobaczy drugą strone.
-Zadawaj pytania (tu ładniej brzmi po angielsku)
-WHAT IS......YOUR NAME?
-Sir xxx from xxx
-WHAT IS... YOUR QUEST?
-To seek the holy grail.
-WHAT IS... YOUR FAUVORITE COLOR
-Blue
-Ok you can pass
-OWWW This is silly. Let me now.
-(treraz wersja angielska) I'm bridge keeper. Anyone who want to pass must answer me those question 3 and he'll see secound side.
-Give me questions!!!
WHAT IS......YOUR NAME?
-Sir xxx from xxx
-WHAT IS... YOUR QUEST?
-To seek the holy grail.
-WHAT IS.... CAPITAL OF ASYRIA?
-I don't know that. AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa (poleciał w dół)
SHIT SHIT SHIT who'll go now?
-I'll go
-OWWW This is silly. Let me now.
- I'm bridge keeper. Anyone who want to pass must answer me those question 3 and he'll see secound side.
-Can I questions??
WHAT IS......YOUR NAME?
-Sir xxx from xxx
-WHAT IS... YOUR QUEST?
-To seek the holy grail.
-WHAT IS... YOUR FAUVORITE COLOR
-Yellow, NO blue. AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa (spadł)
-It's time for me...
- I'm bridge keeper. Anyone who want to pass must answer me those question 3 and he'll see secound side.
-Can I questions??
WHAT IS......YOUR NAME?
-Sir Artur, King of Britons from
-WHAT IS... YOUR QUEST?
-To seek the holy grail.
-WHAT IS... avarage speed of unloaded swallow? (średnia prędkość lotu nieobicązonej jaskółki)
-Europan of African?
-I don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa(padł)
geniusz
A z fajnych skeczy jest jeszcze
Dead Parrot
Ministry of silly walks