Cytuj:
This is the story about a little kid that loves playing as a hunter in the game World of Warcraft!
But latley he has been ganked by rogues, and is now heading down to Blizzards office to do like two other ppls before him as done, nerfing and overpowering chars!
Kid: Hi!
Blizz: Hi there Kid!
Kid: You have to nerf teh rogues!
Blizz: what? Why yousay that?
Kid: They areway to owerpowered! And you must fix teh hunter aswell!
Blizz: wait a min...
Kid: NOW!
Blizz: ok, ok, just shut up! So what you want to "fix"?
Kid: Rogues are NOT to have instant poisons on theyr weapons, they must put it on, and only last 40..no..30min
Blizz: ...ok? Why?
Kid: Becouse i say so!
Blizz: done!
Kid: hehe...now you wil love this!!
Blizz: huh?
Kid: Reduce the porcc percent of Cripling poison one and two by 70%
Blizz: We cant do that, it is the only slow mov...
Kid: NOW GODDAMIT!!!! Are u deaf or something?
Blizz: "sigh" alright....
Kid: And when they stealth, and put poison on, the stealth is broken
Blizz: Now that is just stupid...
Kid: NOW, or i'll bite you!
Blizz: ok ok...it's done! (scary kid)
Kid: oh oh oh...When they got Hunters mark on them, they cant stealth
Blizz: Why is that?
Kid: Becouse i dont whant the rogue to vanish!
Blizz: But the rogue must be able to vanish, or go to stealth!
Kid: ok, but i can still see them when they have done that (Screaming out loud)
Blizz: ok ok, just calm down, it's done!
Kid: And i want to be able to see stealthed units on radar, and use something that break theyr steakth when they are
stealthed!
Blizz: Hunters already have lots of "track" abilities, they cant have more!
Kid: BUT I WANT TO....
Blizz: Flare and Track hidden added!
Kid: And hunters always has poison on arrows
Blizz: done!
Blizz: Anything else?
Kid: The hunters pet, when a rogue is stealthing, the pet will still attack the rogue! (evil lough)
Blizz: but...how is the rogue gonna escape a hunter with Track Hidden, Flare , Serpent Sting and a beast
that attacks him when he has vanished!?
Kid: Lets just say that hunters are supposed to defeat the rogues in PvP!
Blizz: ok....Oops...i just hit the save button, nothing more to do! (phew, he didnt make me take away "Detect traps")